Episode: "Poker I Dont Even Know Her"

I finally understand the meaning of the word pretentious, i looked it up in the dictionary and right beside the word was a picture of the guy who shot and edited this movie. My regular guy who shoots and edits all my movies went off on vacation so rather than sit on my ass while he was away i had him recomend a friend of his who goes to film school (at a community college i should mention) any way this guy was a big jerk and way too bossy and took himself way too seriosuly. He wore a barret and sunglasses (even when he was indoors!!!) When i first met him he was real nice and got me excited about the shoot he had in mind so i called up a few of my girlfriends who are actually professionals in the biz to be in the shoot with me (im sure you'll recognize them) anyway we started the shoot at 9 in the morning and didnt finish till god knows when... he insisted on getting all these different angles and blah blah blah something about french new wave...what a fag we all got so fed up with him we kicked him off teh shoot 3 quarters into it so if you notice a lack in quality towards the end dont let him know that or it will add to his allready overblown ego. i wa snice enough to let him edit it which is why the opening of the movie is in black and white which he claims is symbolic for somethin or other.. i showed the shoot to my friends they all thought is was "amazing" to me if its amaing its only cause of the wonderful sucking and fucking me and girlfriends are oh so good at..but ill let you be the critic...oh yeah, we forced some dude to eat catfood now thats amazing!!!! check it out

PLAY SAMPLE VIDEO To download right-click here and choose save target as...

Click here to watch this whole episode